Title: trigonometry (we also like to live a little dangerously) (1/?)Q sighs his best 'woe is the world' sigh. "Don't tell me you've never watched Top Gun."
Fandom: Skyfall, BBC Sherlock, and Inception for the next chapter.
Characters/Pairings: gen. Q, Sherlock for this chapter. Minor OCs.
Warnings: unfunny attempts at banter. Neither beta-ed nor brit-picked. ESL. Plot, what's that?
Word Count: ~3,000.
Summary: in which Sherlock Holmes and the Quartermaster are roommates, and Eames joins them later on. Mayhem ensues.
Notes: what is the most resilient parasite? An idea. I've seen the Bondlock fics where Q is a Holmes. I love them, but well, this one idea just won't leave.
"Current media and its subscribers are asinine."
"Top Gun is anything but current and should never be put through the indignity of comparison with its more recent derivatives."
"Antiquity is no guarantee of quality."
"Endurance is," Q says. "But we digress. More to the point, my occupation allows me to annihilate a man a thousand-fold with the simple press of a button without anything as much as sparing him a pity glance." Q can never resist showing off. In MI6 that's going to kill him.
"And yet your actions can be halted by a single sheet of paper with a stamp and a bottom line. The power you wield is alarming."link to my LJ.